“猪”你新年快乐

Chinese New Year is here again. These few weeks were busy busy busy, both with housework and office work. But the good news is that I don’t have to work during this Chinese New Year … Yippee!!!!

Very tired now because I was cleaning the house the whole day. 一整天都忙着大扫除，累死我了。还好大年初一，不用上班，可以睡到很迟很迟。Sign … 我真是一个懒猪　．．．要声明哟...　我属牛，不属猪。



好啦！这里就说些新年吉利的祝语：

“猪”大家:

新年快乐、身体健康、万事如意、恭喜发财、新年行大运、国泰民安、财源广近、薪水步步高升、工做轻轻松松〔我又在做梦了〕。

同时也要猪我自己：

身体健康、心想事成、薪水多多、工做少少、华乐练习能免则免、不用常常看医生。新的一年里象一头猪一样：吃饱就睡、睡饱就拉（上厕所）、拉完再吃。但最重要就是不要被人宰了，还　blur blur　的。



OK. 好了！就停笔吧，不然越写越发现自己很会 daydream。

P/S: Message all in red to symbolise good luck leh...

最后送个大家一个 message 轻松一下.

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
if, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work
in other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = pigs that work

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
if Men - earn money = Pigs
in other words,
Men that don't earn money = Pigs

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Women = Pigs + spend
if, Women - spend = Pigs
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Pigs

Summary:
Men earn money not to let women become pigs!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!

Men + Women = 2 Pigs
Wish all the pigs happy forever.